This weekend, thousands will be knee-deep in face gems, mud, and questionable decisions at Glastonbury. The rest of us? We’re keeping it civilised—with clean socks, indoor plumbing, and a festival’s worth of cake.
No tent required. No overpriced falafel wrap. Just proper home-baked legends. Here’s the full line-up for today:
🍋 Jackie’s Lemon Drizzle – The Pyramid Stage
The headline act. Bold, bright, crowd-pleasing. Cuts through the grey skies like a surprise sunshine slot.
🍰 Jackie’s Strawberry Victoria Sandwich – The Avalon Stage
Traditional, timeless, and a little bit mystical. A comforting classic with jammy, folklore energy.
🍫 Kate’s Chocolate Traybake – The Other Stage
Big, dark, and loud. Dependable, no-frills indulgence that never disappoints.
🥕 Nicki’s Carrot Cake – The Healing Fields
Earthy, spiced, and full of hidden goodness. This is the cake you turn to after three days of excess, bad decisions, and a slightly off tarot reading. Feels like self-care.
🍒 Nicki’s Bakewell Cake – Silver Hayes
Sweet, stylish, and just a little bit chaotic. That almond-cherry combo? Full-on dance tent energy. Bakewell by day, disco by night.
🍰 Sarah’s Neapolitan Cake – The South East Corner
Three layers, no rules. Chocolate, strawberry, vanilla: it’s the after-hours party cake. Slightly unhinged. Probably wearing sequins.
☕️ Val’s Coffee & Walnut Cake – The Stone Circle at Sunrise
Grounded, nutty, and quietly profound—like the seasoned Glastonbury veteran by the fire at dawn and knows the secret piano bar just nearby. Up all night, and always there for the sunrise.
Serving from 10:30am.
No long queue. No wristband. Just good vibes and even better cake to make sure your weekend is Worthy!
