St John's Coffee Shop

My Type on Paper: This Week’s Cakes Are 10/10 🍰

It’s officially Love Island season — and while they’re coupling up poolside, we’re coupling up at the cake counter. This week’s bakes are turning heads, breaking hearts, and pulling you for a quick chat. Will you stay loyal to an old fave or recouple with something new? One thing’s for sure: heads will be turned.

Let’s meet this week’s irresistible lineup…

🥒 Bee’s Courgette Cake with Lime Buttercream: The quiet one with hidden depths — you think she’s wholesome, then bam! That lime buttercream slaps. A dark horse.

🍫 Carolyn’s Chocolate Cake: The smooth operator. Rich, velvety, and full of confidence. Always gets chosen. No one’s surprised.

🫐 Diane’s Lemon & Blueberry Cake: Fresh, zesty, and just a little bit extra. Bouncing with berries and big summer energy.

😇 Esther’s Raspberry & White Choc Blondies: Sweet as pie with a wild side. That gooey centre? Absolutely scandalous. The audience is obsessed.

🍋 Jackie’s Lemon Drizzle: Old-school royalty. Zingy, moist, and always brings the drama when the knife goes in. A national treasure.

🥕 Nicki’s Carrot Cake: Earthy, spiced, and frosted to perfection. Secretly virtuous, but knows how to party.

☕ Val’s Coffee & Walnut Cake: Bold, nutty, and just the right amount of retro. Keeps it classic, and that’s why you love her.

🧀 Esther’s Cheese & Ham Muffins: A hot new bombshell just entered the Coffee Shop. Savoury, confident, and ready to shake things up.

So… who are you coupling up with this week? 🍰💘

Come down, flirt with a few flavours, and make your decision… but be quick. In this tin tabernacle, the good ones never stay single for long.

#LoyalToLemonDrizzle 💛
#GraftingForThatBlondie 💅
#CakeIsland2025 ☀️

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