Warning: Cravings ahead. Scientists say willpower’s a muscle —ours waved a white flag the moment we saw this week’s cake list.
🍫 Bee’s Chocolate Cake: Rich, moist, and flexing with yoghurt icing like a boss.
🍰 Carolyn’s Victoria Sandwich: A cake so proper it apologises when you cut it.
🍋 Jackie’s Lemon Drizzle: Zingy enough to wake the dead.
🍒 Nicki’s Bakewell Loaf Cake: Proper lovely, like your nan’s —but with sass.
🍊 Liz’s Orange Cake: So citrusy it could file a restraining order against scurvy.
🥕 Nicki’s Carrot Cake: Soft, spiced, and proof that cake can be your sneaky health hack.
❤️ Sarah’s Red Velvet Cupcakes: Smooth enough to charm your taste buds; flirty enough to make you blush.
Pop by, bring a friend, and surrender to the sponge. We don’t have a kettle; we’ve got a Quooker tap, which means tea is basically instant and excuses are officially out of stock.
See you soon. Your cake awaits. 👀🍰
