Our Eurovision Cake Special is HERE!
Darlings, the sequins are out, the flags are flying, and the baking tins have been working overtime, because Saturday night is Eurovision night, and we at St John’s are 100% here for it.
With the UK’s wonderfully bonkers “Eins, Zwei, Drei” from Look Mum No Computer bringing chaos to Basel, our bakers have fully embraced the Eurovision with big personality, bold flavours and zero subtlety.
🍋 Jackie’s Lemon Drizzle: Bright, zingy and arriving with enough sparkle to demand douze points immediately.
🥕 Nicki’s Carrot Cake: Dependable, comforting and giving the kind of fan-favourite performance that’ll have you on your feet.
☕ Diane’s Coffee & Walnut Cake: Timeless, theatrical, and deeply satisfying, the kind of cake that would have had Terry Wogan reaching for another slice.
🍪 Sarah’s Almond Cookies: Always a crowd favourite, arriving with the confidence of an act that knows the audience is already singing along.
🍫Rebecca’s Chocolate Guinness Cake: Rich, bold and bringing dramatic main-stage energy with absolutely no intention of being subtle.
🍫 Rebecca’s Chocolate Brownies: Because Rebecca is not here to be subtle, and we are absolutely not complaining.
🎂 Carolyn’s Chocolate Cake: The ABBA’s Waterloo of our cake table; so iconic, so confident and entering the competition with winner energy already prepared.
Fingers crossed for Look Mum No Computer. We’re hoping he channels his inner Sam Ryder and rockets straight up the leaderboard. And if the voting gets stressful, just remember: you can’t boo a Chocolate Cake.
Seven showstoppers. One big decision. In true Bucks Fizz spirit, it’s time for Making Your Mind Up. 🍰
Everybody wins when there’s cake. ☕🎂🇬🇧✨
